ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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the power to see through glass

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the power to shoot superman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!