Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power of bullet atraction

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to swim on land

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to fall up.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!