The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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A healing punch

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to not have this superpower

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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See through invisible people

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to swim on land

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!