the power to fail any test you want

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The power to die at will.

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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Endless falling....

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!