The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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the power to shit liquidly

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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the power to see through glass

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Power to always have exact change.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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the ability to enjoy school

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to be HUMAN

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!