the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to see through pastry..

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to read your own mind.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!