The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to pee standing up

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the power to not have a power

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to go blind at will.

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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Endless falling....

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!