The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to turn apples into pears

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power of bullet atraction

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Being a Spice Girl

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!