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the power to fail any test you want

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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Endless falling....

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!