The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to read your own mind!

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to see through pastry..

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the power to shit shards of glass

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to read your own mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!