The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to be HUMAN

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!