The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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the power to fart mace

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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the power to sugar a limpet

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!