The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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Grass eating

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to shrink your penis.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to see through a hole

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The ability to see through glass

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the power to youtube poop

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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A healing punch

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!