The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!