The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power of Being stupid

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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the power to shoot superman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!