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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.
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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.
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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him
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The power to brag about having a super power.
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The ability to yell through your nose
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the ability to see into the past
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The power to give yourself a sinus infection
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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.
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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama
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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes
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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.
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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!
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the power to get a free game but can't play it.
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to be able to lift any weight of feathers
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the power to sing like justin bieber
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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month
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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C
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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.
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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.
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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP
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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching
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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...
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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.
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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!