the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to lose the remote.

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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the power to vote

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!