The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to die but once

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!