The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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the power to vote

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!