The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

the power to hear a dog whistle

The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

the ability to see into the past

The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

the super power to remove your super power

The power to fart really smelly :P

the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

the power to commit crime.

the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

The power to always smell like cheep wine.

The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

The power to shed hair

The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

The power of minding your own business

The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

The power to get foot-boners

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!