The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The power to die but once

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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Grass eating

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to remove the power within.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!