The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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the power to fart mace

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to fart flames

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the power to always hug people

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the power to youtube poop

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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A healing punch

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!