The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!