the power to fart mace

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to transform into a bronie

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the power to youtube poop

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the power to see with your eyes open

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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A healing punch

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!