The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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the ability to digest any food easily

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to swim on land

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!