The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to think.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to troll the Internet.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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Immunity to medication

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to fall up.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!