The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!