The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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the power to fart mace

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!