The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to turn apples into pears

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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See through invisible people

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to swim on land

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!