The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

The power to fall up.

The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

The power to play a flute with your ass

The power to give a **** about bigfoot

The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

The power to levitate mustard.

the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

The power to laugh while laughing.

The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

the ability to only do pointless things.

The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

The power to when you get scared, you fart.

The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

the power to fart mace

The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!