The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

The power to fall up.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

thumb_up thumb_down +35

the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

thumb_up thumb_down +33

The power to play a flute with your ass

thumb_up thumb_down +25

The power to give a **** about bigfoot

thumb_up thumb_down +21

The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

The power to levitate mustard.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

The power to laugh while laughing.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

the ability to only do pointless things.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

The power to when you get scared, you fart.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

thumb_up thumb_down -23

the power to fart mace

thumb_up thumb_down -27

The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

thumb_up thumb_down +188

the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

thumb_up thumb_down +158

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!