The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

the power to shit shards of glass

ability to run very fast without stopping forever

The power to not have this superpower

The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

The power to troll the Internet.

The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

The power to swim on land

The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

The power to fall up.

The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!