The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!