The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power of bullet atraction

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to die but once

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!