The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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the power to vote

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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?u?op ?p?sdn ?d?? o? ???od ???

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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Useless super power? A shitbag (my former boss, now my employee, funny story really) at work heard I have diabetuus and started lecturing me in the meeting room in front off everybody as how sugar was bad, and that I should not drink artificial sugar and sodas and... ...Anyway he refused to shut up and had (back then) the guts to point at me and shout "SHUT UP I AM LECTURING YOU!" And continued "avoid juice and whatnot... ...Then I had enough bullshit for one day, slammed him against the wall and shouted: ITS DIABETES TYPE ONE QUEERFAG! I WAS BORN WITH IT ITS CALLED BREATHMINTS MOTHERFUKKER! Point: He called the cops and made up a lot of lies about me such as: "rhe one where I made him FEEL afraid for his life etc" which my former coleagues comfirmed where not true at all. then he called his boss in order to get me fired, his boss contacted me, we spoke, my former boss/"lecturer" got demoted, now two years later I got promoted to his former position... ...Before I left work yesterday, I grabbed my insuline pen and stuck it in my tigh and asked him/it:remember about that time you lectured me about diabetes?"... Funny story really, you should all have been there.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to learn only at school.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!