The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!