The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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the power to see through glass

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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the ability to see into the past

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!