power to be an alcohoic

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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the power to always hug people

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the ability to digest any food easily

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to be really bad at math.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The power to shed hair

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!