The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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the power to always hug people

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!