The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The ability to lactate air.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to see through air.

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the power to vote

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!