the power to always hug people

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the ability to digest any food easily

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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See through invisible people

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to swim on land

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!