to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to shit dirt!

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!