The power of minding your own business

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!