The power to transform into yourself

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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Taekwondo

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!