The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to do nothing

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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the power to sugar a limpet

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The ability to see through glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!