The power to read your own mind!

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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A healing punch

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to read your own mind.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!