The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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the power to fart mace

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!