The power to breath while under a container of water

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The ability to yell through your nose

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the ability to see into the past

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power to be an alcohoic

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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the power to always hug people

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the ability to digest any food easily

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!