the power to shoot superman

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to fly into the sun.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!