The power to fly into the sun.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!