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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.
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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.
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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.
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The power to have wood when you wake up.
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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month
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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.
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The power to turn your head 360 degrees
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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"
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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response
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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.
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Power to find things in the last place you look.
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The power to have the strength of 50 old people
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The power of bullet atraction
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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.
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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.
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The power to put everything off till the last possible day
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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.
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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house
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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.
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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.
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Immunity to medication
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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.
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The power to see through air.
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The power to kill yourself with your mind.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!