The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to get foot-boners

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!