The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to shed hair

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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Useless super power? A shitbag (my former boss, now my employee, funny story really) at work heard I have diabetuus and started lecturing me in the meeting room in front off everybody as how sugar was bad, and that I should not drink artificial sugar and sodas and... ...Anyway he refused to shut up and had (back then) the guts to point at me and shout "SHUT UP I AM LECTURING YOU!" And continued "avoid juice and whatnot... ...Then I had enough bullshit for one day, slammed him against the wall and shouted: ITS DIABETES TYPE ONE QUEERFAG! I WAS BORN WITH IT ITS CALLED BREATHMINTS MOTHERFUKKER! Point: He called the cops and made up a lot of lies about me such as: "rhe one where I made him FEEL afraid for his life etc" which my former coleagues comfirmed where not true at all. then he called his boss in order to get me fired, his boss contacted me, we spoke, my former boss/"lecturer" got demoted, now two years later I got promoted to his former position... ...Before I left work yesterday, I grabbed my insuline pen and stuck it in my tigh and asked him/it:remember about that time you lectured me about diabetes?"... Funny story really, you should all have been there.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!