The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to die but once

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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the ability to see into the past

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!